Again, posted this early in preparation for my RAF Menwith Hill TDY.
On an unrelated note, happy 23rd birthday to my little brother, who doesn’t read this site with any regularity, but I’ll say it in the event he does today.
I wouldn’t bother – it’s a crime for a military member to pander (patronize a prostitute), even if prostitution is legal in the country/state/city you are in.
Okay, while it is funny, that’s a really dick move of Coffman, and risky too. All Barbie has to do if he gets busted is say that Coffman did his DTS paperwork for him, and then Coffman is screwed.
While yes, this would put Coffman partially to blame… it’s ultimately Barbie’s responsibility as the senior ranking, as well as it being his DTS, to ensure everything is correct before allowing Coffman to push it forward… and technically with the digital signature, Coffman shouldn’t be able to submit it anyway, unless he’s using Barbie’s CAC… which is disturbing that Barbie allows other men to handle his CAC (sts) and a security violation.
I was about to post the same thing. I am wondering how many people caught, or got, the reference to “The Whiteboard” when Leia had her run-in with Doc the polar bear while training in the Alaskan wilderness. I thought that particular comic was sheer genius.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR BRO!
And,
Hope Barbie learns his lesson.
Hahahaha, this made me laugh out loud! Have fun explaining this Barbie
Coffman strikea again, HE HE HE
Sadly, I know someone who actually DID try to put a hooker on his GTC.
I am still laughing at this. I know SSgt Coffman would do something like that.
HAHA, Coffman is so evil!
As someone who would be in Coffman’s shoes in this position….I love what he is about to do to the “noob” CPT.
In those same shoes, I have seen the damnest things…including what Coffman is setting CPT Dahl up for.
If you could get away with getting a hooker on your DTS, would you be able to claim penicillin on the travel voucher?
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpes, that ll come back with you!
Coffman should type in “Escort Service” or something about some kind of ranch.
And then Barbie gets with Air Force Amy until he finds out she was Security Forces.
I’m gonna laugh if Finance rubber stamps that and reimburses Barbie for the non-existent hooker expenses without actually reading the voucher request.
I just remembered that there is legalized prostitution in Nevada…
Hmmm… I think Nellis is going on my list if I ever get a commission.
from what I have read.. you wont be able to afford it unless you are O-7 or better
I wouldn’t bother – it’s a crime for a military member to pander (patronize a prostitute), even if prostitution is legal in the country/state/city you are in.
That law was passed in 2005.
And, incidentally, prostitution is illegal in the city of Las Vegas.
But it’s legal in Pahrump, which is only half an hour – 45min away.
Yeah, I remember when they passed that. I doubt it actually had an effect on any military members that partook in such activities though.
or, Lord Forbid, expenses at AAFES! that might get Barbie demoted!
imho
Okay, while it is funny, that’s a really dick move of Coffman, and risky too. All Barbie has to do if he gets busted is say that Coffman did his DTS paperwork for him, and then Coffman is screwed.
While yes, this would put Coffman partially to blame… it’s ultimately Barbie’s responsibility as the senior ranking, as well as it being his DTS, to ensure everything is correct before allowing Coffman to push it forward… and technically with the digital signature, Coffman shouldn’t be able to submit it anyway, unless he’s using Barbie’s CAC… which is disturbing that Barbie allows other men to handle his CAC (sts) and a security violation.
So to speak.
Pah! I *heart* Coffman.
LMAO…exactly what I needed this “hungover” morning
In maintenance we call the hooker expense. Fiscally supporting a woman through college. it’s charity and tax deductible
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I laughed just as hard at this comment as at the actual comic! Too funny
any excuse to play paintball is a good excuse!!
I was about to post the same thing. I am wondering how many people caught, or got, the reference to “The Whiteboard” when Leia had her run-in with Doc the polar bear while training in the Alaskan wilderness. I thought that particular comic was sheer genius.
I wonder what those two redheads will think about that one…
Happy B-day Farva’s Bro.
Coffman is just a goof….an evil goof
This is not going to end well for Barbie! But it could back fire for Coffman when the commander gets involved!