Because in Vegas, there are lots of quick ways to make money…
(Yes, you’ll find out, and no, not only in the Member’s Section.)
-Farva
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Must really be Barbie’s first time in Vegas.
Only in Vegas man. I’m tellin you. Stay around here long enough and you’ll see some shit in one form or another that you would only see here.
I’ll be there around December’ish
Hahaha what happens in Vegas… STAYS in Vegas…
I’ve always wondered, if what goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas and what happens on TDY stays on TDY what happens when you go on TDY to Vegas? Does it become a double negative and cancel each other out? Or does it make it double super secret? It makes me wonder since I hear tons of stories from TDYs to Vegas, are these the stories of everything that happened or the only the ones that were deemed “tame” enough to be told? hmmmmmmmm……….
What happens in Vegas when TDY…makes it back before it happens.
It’s some weird paradox thing, but I swear to Bob it’s the only way some of those phone calls could take place.
(“What do you think you’re doing going to such-and-such?” “Uh, how do you know this?” “Karen got it from Jen who got it from Lily who got it from…” Meanwhile, I’m thinking “what the hell…they just decided on that ten minutes ago. And how the hell did she get my phone number? He left is at the hotel.”)
I was at a Red Flag in 1989 when I got a phone call early Saturday morning. Yes, in my room at the Desert Inn 500. It went something like this:
- Hello…
- How’s the hangover?
- What hangover?
- Camargo told me everything. You guys went and got drunk.
- Eddie? He must have got drunk on his own and cranked called…. wait! How did he get our home phone number?
– He didn’t. He came to me in dreams last night, all drunk. He said he was drinking with you!
Who needs the yellow ribbon grapevine when my wife is the Oracle of MCAS Beaufort!
Must you ask? Well, as long as it doesn’t involve the jail, the courthouse, or one of those “wedding chapels”….
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas… except for syphilis, that s#it will come back with you.
Would her daddy be proud?
I thought the same thing last night. What if General Willows showed up unannounced? Urgh! Father of daughter… girls are trouble… the two biggest distractions that keep a Boy Scout from making Eagle Scout: gas fumes and perfumes!
Farva,
As much as I LOVE these comics, that entry below is setting up for something epic. I will always be a loyal follower, but please PLEASE don’t disappoint. I have the utmost faith in you.
Amateur stripper?? LOL!!!!
That girl’s not amateur material…
Mmm-mmm
Is it just me… or does she look tired?
More like disgusted.
I’d have to agree with tired, based on the coffee comment.
Great comic, keep it up (sts)!
Might be amateur night, but one wonders what one would have done with the grip from a control column…
My blood runs cold,
My memories have just been sold,
Twing, twing, tinnining-ting,
My Angel is a centerfold!
I’m guessing it involves a 10-foot pole. (Or maybe a 6-foot Pole?)
Meybe both.
Farva, nice article on the F-22 Coronet mission! Just how often do you get to fly?
Vegas, where all your dreams can come true.
P.S. Nightmares are dreams too! Argh!
Vegas: Where dreams come true, but may cost more for a happy ending.
On a completely unrelated note…. anyone happen to know the release date for the 10E5 promotion cycle? Trying to figure out if I’ll know before I go on leave/tdy
I heard the 3rd Thursday of the month…so that should make it 19 Aug.
I am guessing it had to do with some sort of gambling. Because “if you could say she had fun” it wasnt a work related event. Hmmmmm?
I think after her run in with the obnoxious bar patron, she got hired as a bouncer for the evening (can’t take credit for the idea, got it from questionablecontent.net).
I think ya’ll got it wrong. Remember that jerk she beat up, I think she jacked his stripper fund!!!
That is a good guess but Farva said “make money” So im thinking its something like…a collection of bets that everyone around her made whether she would kick his butt or not, and that was her “cut”
I’m going with Foxy Boxing. Or something of that nature after she decked that guy. No way Leia did amateur night – that girl has too much class.
Okay, the “Uniform Code of TDY Justice” comes to mind now…LOL! Someone e-mailed me that at my last base. Maybe you can google it…but yeah, it basically sums to up whatever happens TDY, stays TDY!
Any chance on getting a copy of the Uniform Code of TDY Justice?
So I am reading my copy of Air Force Crimes and Farva, that comic you did there is right on the money!
Can’t wait to see this new one. The TDY rule unfortunately went away with the advent of YouTube…..Nothing is private anymore. LOL
Money must be from gambling. If she earned it dancing, all the bills would be folded in half lengthwise. Just got back from Vegas. Didn’t see Willows at any of the pools at Caesar’s, but did see some cartoonish boob jobs.
Well, at least they aren’t damp and Barbie’s not sniffing them.
On reflection, there would be a lengthwise crease…
Considering that Leia has had time to count it, so she knows it IS enough to cover NEXT month’s rent, she’s had time to unfold them…
[PSA]
Not an Urban Legend: do not wave $20s under a drug dog’s nose unless you WANT him to freak out on you. There really IS drug residue on the majority of American paper bills.
2nd Not an Urban Legend: do not lick a $1 unless you want to risk getting very, very, very sick.
[\end PSA]
It’s not a crime to wash your money. Treat them like you would your wife’s stockings: mesh bag, gentle cycle, just a little Woolite, and double rinse.
Or, just use your debit card for everything. LOL
One of the Ivy League schools produced a student project that did survey hundred dollar bills. As I recall circa 80% had either cocaine or opiate residue.