Because InGen and the new Airman have no idea what they’re getting themselves into until it’s too late to turn back…
-Farva
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Some people don’t know what they are getting into even after it’s too late.
Hmm. Looks as if I’m the F I R $ T to notice that there hasn’t been a member’s section update in a while…
yer fussing over a week of nothing new stuck in the members section, STS?
how about withdrawals from reduced daily afblues?
Let Farva do his thing…
Dude, this awesomeness is out of the goodness of Farva’s heart. Let the man take care of business…
You didn’t notice he posted one on the 23rd?
Excuse me, the 27th?
What Farva no JP coffee mug, or would that be to much JP?
There’s no such thing as too much JP, and it is blasphemy to even think such things!
I actually own one of those JP mugs… No such thing as too much of it!
Next up should be a BioSyn pun, for good measure.
Danger, WIll Robinson!!!
Captain Dahl should see Mr. DNA more often.
hahahahahahaha yeah that one was funny.
Does the LT look a bit tanned?
Nope. She’s still #FFC476-skinned, as usual.
Spared no expense!
How do you know if there’s a fighter pilot at your party?
He’ll tell you.
What’s the difference between a jet engine and a fighter pilot?
The engine stops whining when the plane shuts down
Next.
How do you turn a fighter pilot into a mute?
Ya tie his hands behind his back.
How do you bury a fighter pilot?
You give him an enema and bury what’s left in a shoe box.
When you have a pilot at your party, how do you know when the party is half over?
Pilot: “Enough about me, let me tell you about my plane!”
“So, a blonde fighter pilot was flying in a two ship one day. She was flying her heading just fine, when all of a sudden her wingman called, “We have Migs coming in at 6 o’clock!” She quickly took a thought, looked at her watch and said, “It’s okay! It’s only 5:30!”
I don’t think Leia would appreciate that one.
Ohh snap:
Q: What’s the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn’t think he’s a fighter pilot.
Big word crits Barbie for 5 million xp!
I had to come back here to cheer myself up. I just got my orders to Volkel cancelled today and I PSC in Oct. Now MPF’s telling me I have to go back stateside, you make me sad MPF. I didn’t come to Korea to go America. :’(
Pffft. InGen didn’t know how to turn lemons into lemonade.
“Jurassic Park Hunting Reserve”
Wet dream.
Birds of a feather!
He has to be some long, lost, distant relative of Barbie.