Any time I do a comic based on a song, I usually get that song stuck in my head for a week or so. Luckily this is a good one, so no worries.
Speaking of poop – which I count the comic as doing – do y’all ever get so busy that you actually have the cognitive realization that you don’t have the time to sit down and take care of that business? That question only goes out to the guys, because I’ve been told girls don’t do that, and I’ve been married long enough to know not to question such things.
Anyway, that’s how my week is going.
And, as if it wasn’t obvious, we’re still trying to rebuild the site.
-Farva
I’ve never been so busy that I didn’t have time to go, but I have been so busy that I didn’t realize it. As soon as things get under control, my bowels give me the 30 second warning. It’s rather hilarious the look that I get on my face and it hits me, not to mention the waddle to the can.
All he had to do was put water from Mexico in his coffee…
I guess it’s time for him to change his shorts…LOL!
Farva, is it a good song because it’s one that actually mentions Del Rio in a verse? haha.
Farva, Sorry about my lack of song knowledge as to which song are you referring to?
Correct me if I’m wrong but I think Farva is referring to a country song called “Blame It On Mexico” by George Strait
I’ve been having a lot of days lately where I’m too busy to even go take a piss. The bathroom is far enough down the hall that it’d take probably 5 minutes, but I’ll hold it for hours because an email or meeting will pop up that I have to take care of right away. It sucks but I guess I’d rather be too busy than not busy enough. I guess.
Then there’s the “gotta go but it won’t go” things. Those suck.
You really need to make a backup of the site. Just saying
“Yeah I’m messed up in Texaco, because of them refried beans.”
I know Barbie is an idiot, but don’t you think he’d have been smart enough to be in, or at least, near the bathroom tasting the coffee?
Oh, it happens to girls, too. Trust me! In fact, I’ve been there a lot lately.
I really need to be twins.
Umm Where can I get some of that? LOL
I know a female that you can set your clock to. She goes to work at the same time get her coffee and then its to the restroom. “Coffee is a natural laxative” (I heard)
I worked with a person like that once, she nearly got fired because the boss thought she was faking it, but once he sent someone into the restroom to spy on her a couple of times he had to stop harassing her for it.
What’s the worst is you sit down for a meeting with your supervisor, or team, or even your CC, and then it hits you. Five minutes into an hour long meeting, you suddenly have to go. And so the rest of the meeting, you’re squirming and clinching, there’s sweating going on in places that it never should…Then when you finally get to have some relief, it’s just a tiny little pellet. I hate those days (read: yesterday…twice).
Montezuma strikes again
Gotta wonder, did Barbie really suck it down, knowing it was there or fake it?
I’m going in for guns!
Yes, girls too it too! I don’t think you want to get the preggo started on this…
Did he do more than just stick his tongue in it? STS… I know some people who could use a good colon cleansing like that if their attitudes to their workers are any indication.
Been there, done that. Take the Browns to the Superbowl everytime you get a chance to prevent that from happening?
Happens damn near everytime I get on the mower out at the site. I make that first pass and BAM! the cramps start and every bump feels like the dam is going to burst. But I gotta finish the job I set out to do……………
Are you an FM in the 740th?
Yeppers. We’ve got one of the crew memebers somewhere else on here. Missilejunkie maybe?
I did about a year in the 740th in 02-03, loved it!
LOL @ Mikey. “Take the Browns to the Superbowl” has got to be THE best descriptor of that particular bodily function I’ve heard yet.
For flatus there is the CO2 release valve.
What about “Purging the dump manifold?”
I always hear, “Dropping off the kids at the pool”
Gotta see a man about a wallaby ~ best line in a Disney cartoon ever!