For the sake of artistic license, I’m just going to say all the enlisted Airmen in the 809th are helping with a FOD walk today and that’s why they’re not wearing Blues.
My weekend was, much like (the comic) SSgt Coffman’s, pretty crappy. I won’t bore you with details, but I can’t decide if I need a little more weekend or if I’m ready for the week to start so I can try it again in five days.
Luckily, I don’t have an option, so the choice is easy. The last thing I want to do at the moment is think.
-Farva

You could be here in Misawa…Roll out of a bad weekend and into an exercise.
That you Parker?
If so…you could still be here at Nellis…now get me outta here!!!!
That you Anklebiter? Update your dream sheet. I thought I saw your name on the NCO Vol retraining list?
My name was, think I finished around 65ish. But my dream sheet has been updated…just I don’t wanna go back to PACAF…I wanna go to USAFE…
I don’t have a problem with the exercise…
Never said I had a problem with it…just saying that a bad weekend into an exercise sux
I love Coffmans eyes. Applied Psychology in action (aka Leadership); of course it’s much simpler when the minions levers are so visible
Lt. Willows could really go for a cup of Coff.. Man?
I like how Max’s pockets are 3x larger than Coffman’s, but I’m feeling Coffman’s pain too. Tired wake ups in the desert only make it better
Ref the pockets – I rarely ever pay attention to that kind of stuff, but now that you mention it it’s bugging the shit out of me. Time to redraw everyone.
Just dont draw an airplane wrong. There’d be hell to pay.
But in your defense, Max’s uniform is close to being proportional since it looks bigger than Coffman’s
Now come on you know the crap we get from AAFES is never same size or color.
Touché. Point for Jamie
Very true…I see mismatched ABU’s all the time!
I sat at clothing sales for 45 minutes, trying to match my ABUs. Finally get two that match, get them home, wash them and my pants are lighter (significantly) than the blouse. Annoys the hell out of me.
Missilette, loving the HIMYM “three way stare” avatar. You, by chance, babysit missiles in a capsule?
hey! it’s designed to make everyone randomly camoflauged!
@Jaime As if AAFES makes the clothing… come on now..Uniforms are a contracted item, contracted by the DOD..
Ouch.. I resemble that remark. I do my best to ensure Government procurement maintains it’s integrity and gets the best value… but I don’t do supply buys; so my conscious is clean.
Keep in mind, Max got issued his stuff at BMT, and they NEVER get sizes correctly…
Since when is the new Airman’s uniform supposed to fit?
test for gravitar
Yes !! it worked
It is bad if I know an Airman like this?
Nah, just means you have a hot in an office… that’s morale for all
Ahhh I so DONT miss fod walks
“The last thing I want to do at the moment is think.”
Go spend the day with an Army unit.;-)
HEYOOOO!!
My wife is Army and I did 6 years. I’m allowed to make that joke.;-)
I guess you have to know what *really* motivates a young airman. In my last outfit, there weren’t enough hottie LTs to go around. The ideal motivator to get coffee going is a hardlining Staff or Tech who insists that doing so would be in the best interest of your career! And of course, I’m sure that any hottie LT would appreciate such motivated airmen, even if it is other “motivations”.
Does the air force have aerial refueling for coffee too? After all coffee is essential for operating aircraft, isn’t it?
Coffee, beer bong, done.
You should change the title every Monday to Air Force Blues……Monday. Bwaaaaaa! I’ll be in my Ramp Pajamas, thank you.