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Typical long zippered sun god, blame the crew-dog
Just be careful out there.
Always the Chinese fault!
And the nose plugs are for….what, cropdusting filters?
First thing I noticed there… maybe Barbie’d discover why one sometimes uses Mentholatum during a postmortem.
They do go with the lingering green cloud in all three frames.
The best part? He’s on a cell phone . . he could just walk to another room, but he just stands there in the gas cloud.
If his nose is plugged, then he’s breathing Lana’s poo gas through his mouth? Is the taste a better alternative to the smell?
Maybe dilution being the solution is a factor here. Barbie’s eyes aren’t watering or much less reddened from that crop dusting.
I believe the last person to “work” on the plane was the “pilot” (you know, the loose nut that manipulates the controls)
speaking of crew chief, when does his Dad get there?
That sounds just like a flight suit insert…I hope his crew chief hears about this. I see a ground abort in his future…
Oh you mean like “Too Tall” Dicarlo? He was in one of the classes about a year and half ago…he almost didn’t get his patch…sad part was being most of the IPs were former Cock pilots so they understood…
More like Derka. That guard pilot.
Hot damn! Lana left a lingering one!! Now that’s a floater.
Oh, on a side note for you Hooters/Chesticles fans out there. I found a place better than Hooters this weekend. Check out The Tilted Kilt. Better food and better view in my opinion.
Twin peaks if you are around TX
Its always MX fault, half the time they break out the pencil to sign off write-ups before we leave debrief…
And yes, I was MX before being a flyer so I know most of the tricks and excuses…
But in this case with him being a fighter pilot I would totally blame the SOF!
Yea, used to be…. until you got soft and went Ops.
Sick burn, pussy tits.
jk jk lly….. noner.
…..wow, “its always MX fault” you say and also claim to be former MX? Thanks for making all the rest of us former MX operators look real classy 141. Next you’ll say you’ve never “broke” in a cush place enroute to somewhere less desirable. Glad I remember my roots better than to make such flippant remark.
If you are the Pilot and CrewChief, you just suck it up and live with it, no one to play the blame game with.
uh huh…..this old crew chief has a torque wrench with his heads name on it.
Really and throw the cal on your torque wrench off… Why not just grab a 1 1/2 wrench?
I don’t know. There is something more satisfying about a torque wrench. The heft, the swing, the square dent the 1/2″ drive leaves in the offending parties skull.
I can see why Leia can’t get laid – do anything with her butt and BRRRRRT!
Speaking of Leia, got my coin in the mail yesterday! Love the design and thank you!
Probably the pilot. You know, the same guy/girl who can’t make his/her aircraft follow a painted line on the taxiway and end up taking out taxiway edge lights- which we in the CE Electric Shop end up replacing. Am I close???