I have just returned from a forward deployment to Nairobi, Kenya, so I will begin judging the mustache pics as soon as I get settled back into my routine. I should be able to announce winners by the end of the week, which is when I’ll show y’all the picture of my horrible ‘stache.  And folks, this isn’t any kind of buildup or misdirection – my ‘stache was genuinely God-awful.  You’ve been warned.

-Farva