The last time I felt anything close to what Barbie is feeling here is when I almost cut off my thumb on the table saw. Some of y’all may remember that. When I looked down for the first time at my mangled digit, just in time to see the blood start flowing, and I understood that this wasn’t just a small nick and the hospital was a part of my immediate future…
The emotion I was going for was that feeling you get when you realize you screwed up big time and it has come back to bite a giant chunk out of your ass.
If he had a word or thought bubble, it would probably say “OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT.”
Happy Friday everyone!
-Farva
As Sheldon Cooper would say : BAZINGA.
He would also say, “FIRST!”
OHSHI-
..totally called that. xD
All women are evil
If he plays this right, he can possibly end up w/ a threesome.
But of course, he won’t.
Yeah – I can dig the whole “mangled digit” thing. I had a similar reaction when I looked down at a log I was splitting, and saw the hatchet sticking through the end of my thumb.
Although my first thought, after saying, “Oh, damn” was “That’s gonna hurt in about twenty minutes…” It’s bad when you’ve got that much of a handle on how your body handles shock…
My wife handled it well – she didn’t see it, just asked me if I needed the superglue. “No, honey, this is a bit past superglue, I think. Know where the hospital is around here?” I need both hands to suture anything…
Back on task – seems to me that a military officer should have a much better handle on preparation than that… He KNOWS that Lana and Kelly had been talking, to assume that it wouldn’t happen for something like this is foolish…
she’s like a puppy, haha
point of order. While today is 15 Apr, the traditional tax day, this year tax day is actually 18 Apr. So, Farva, you got till Monday to revise & throw into the strip!
so IRS ohshitohshitoshit.. hey extra 3 days before you get screwed…
Pt of Order…don’t nitpick Bob
Farva, I haven’t laughed out loud like that for awhile…thanks
Ha! Amazing. This is gonna get gooooood…
The tears are a nice touch.
Muhahaha….. Ya had to know they would talk about it Barbie? Poor Baby
And….pwn.
Had the same experience! Was helping my fiancé assemble her computer by forcing out a drive bay cover, and when it went, my thumb slid rather nicely along the edge of some of the interior sheet metal. Got a good look at tendon before the blood came, and “I understood that this wasn’t just a small nick and the hospital was a part of my immediate future…”
Probably would’ve been an excellent idea to let Kelly in on the joke…LOL! Poor Barbie…
She’s devious enough to go along with it too. Too bad Barbie would probably be too afraid of getting her hopes up…
Coffman’s coffee and the prank flops at the same time… how deliciously evil Farva…
I had one of those bad experiences with a table saw…but mine was with the edge of the table itself…watching how the inside of your knuckle moves around was neat till I realized that my wife was going to poo a brick when she saw it…buddy thought it looked cool though…
Ok. You got me, ya wingnut. This crusty old Army puke is gonna pony up the cash and join. Sheesh.
Farva man, keep’em rolling
Being the “bystander” can be fun too. Especially when you are in the other room.
“Shit!” *power tools turn off*
I mute TV, “You okay?”
“No”
“Are you bleeding?”
“Don’t know- new carpet, I don’t want to bleed on it.”
“Do you need a towel?”
“…Yes please.”