Folks, I’ll have to ask you to excuse the crudeness of the humor (or attempt at humor) in today’s strip. Allow me to explain…
I think it takes a real man to step up to the microphone and admit when he has been solidly punked, and I’m here today to be that man. A good friend of mine played a joke on me yesterday that really had me going for a while. I won’t get into the details of what he did except to tell you that he, working with the assistance of a fellow coworker, touched on a particularly sensitive nerve (STS) that had both Kaitie and I seeing several blood-like shades of red for a good hour.
Now, the way I see it, there are two things you can do once you’ve been punked like I was. You can:
a.) Laugh it off, admit your defeat and move on with life, or
b.) Play along until such a time when you can exact your revenge.
I choose B.
Seeing as I’m on another continent at the moment, I can’t TP his house or put sugar in his gas tank (which I know was proven a myth). What I can do is make fun of him here.
That said, I’d be a poor sport if I didn’t publicly say “Good one Tommy.”
Ya freakin’ asshole…
If you don’t get it, good for you! Hang onto your innocence for a little while longer. If you really want to know what I’m getting at here, watch Road Trip. It has a pretty funny reference in there.
-Farva
That may be the FIRST time the PB joke has been done in a comic. You even beat Something Positive.
F i r s t
Oh come on Farva you can do better than that…
we need more details of how he got you.
HAHAHAHA AWESOME FARVA! Remind me to never ever EVER piss you off!
Now I don’t care who you are; “That there…that’s Funny”…
Must be said in a “redneck” accent…
Top Gun Day tomorrow! Don’t forget Farva! Don’t forget Goose and those Mig-28s and stuff.
Rather than put crap in thye fuel Tank….
A better trick is to take all of the Valve Stems out of his Tires & Tape them to the Drivers Door….That way all you stole is the Air(Which you can’t really Steal)..STS.
OOOPPPSSSS…Valve Stem Cores
Done the valve stem trick a few times. And zipties on the driveshaft. They have to be the big huge ones that thwack the underside of the vehicle as it drives down the road. Oh and grease on the door handles is a good one.
Stay-tieing the brake to the clutch or cross wiring the horn to the brake lights have been suggested.
A couple oldies but goodies;
Shoes or boots full of shaving cream
Shrinkwrapping the car or the old balloon in the radiator fan.
Condom duct taped over tail pipe.
unless he has a desel spark plugs are kinda necessary
That’s one of the reasons my wife won’t let me keep a pair of farrier’s pliers in the truck anymore. Just sayin’.
hmmm… I wonder, should all send Thomas Trower a message on Facebook to thank him for the inspiration for today’s comic? Talk about payback. How many followers does this website have again? By the way, SPOT ON cartooning of him! (I checked to see if you COULD send a message- you can.)
Gotta give Mr. Trower his props… that was quite amusing!
Stormy, I applaud your investigative skills. Yes, my Facebook is pretty open so anyone can send me messages but might have to rethink that now lol.
Funny you mention that…
Actually, I posted that and left for work. Then thought.. “ya know, that was a little creepy.” haha
That’s VERY funny – you obviously have some awesome coworkers! ;o)
Yeah, Gary rocks.
Funny guy! And you wonder why we ‘punked’ you…
Well, I had to finally register on your site just to comment on my own post. I just want to point out that I’m watching Luke and Leia for this week.
I’ve seen Leia almost take off my finger trying to get a snack, so go for it. I’m confident you’ll lose an important, albeit unused, part of your anatomy.
Reeks of desperation, but hey….it’s a new Air Force.
It’s not cheating ’cause it’s YOUR dog….
This is awesome…but either Thomas or Farva need to tell us how Farva got punked…
Oh, and Farva…the saying I always use…I don’t get mad…getting even is petty…I get ahead!
It’s all out there on Farva’s FB page.
For those of you who didn’t get the reference (like me): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD6OLpp3kZg
Well played, sir!
Sorry dumb question, what the hell does STS mean?
“So to speak”
got it.. should have known that!! but iv seen it on other forums too .. thanks
Oh now that is too funny
Not that you haven’t offered up Sparky’s new toy in the members section…
Always plenty of paybacks in George Hayduke’s books that are offered for entertainment purposes only, though I don’t recall if adding a full body cavity search to a physical exam or an erroneous positive report on a STD screening or perhaps Coffman’s coffee were in there.
Farva, I know your blood was boiling and you were filled with a venomous rage for a few hours that day… But it gave Tommy and I (and Flesh-Man) hours of laughter, so something good came out of it!
And you know we WERE only kidding… :0)
All I can say is y’all are lucky Kaitie was on another island and I’m on another continent.
So, once again, I may be late to the party, who won the mustache march contest?
When I announce it I’ll make a big production of it. This deployment is keeping me a lot busier than I ever thought it would, and it’s already pretty difficult keeping up with five strips a week. For example, I’m sitting at work on Sunday morning typing this after already having not had a day off in about two weeks. With my extremely unpredictable forward-deployment schedule, I spend most of my free time trying to stay well ahead of my cache of strips for AFTimes and Box D Blues since those have deadlines with consequences if missed. After that is AFBlues, not to mention the Member’s Section, and that’s between long work days, PT, chow, trying to stay in touch with family and various other tasks that have to be done during the week, and I’m not sleeping much here. I step away from the computer to unwind about once a week these days. Sorry if I seem a bit bent about this, but I’m doing everything I can to keep my head above water with the regular updates, and I’m sure y’all have noticed I’ve missed a few of those – something I can say has only happened a handful of times in the four years I’ve been doing this. Anyhow, rest assured I’ll post the contest results ASAP, but it may not be as soon as people would like. I really am sorry about that, but I’m doing my best. And I can say with no facetiousness or sarcasm that I genuinely appreciate the level of patience y’all have shown with all this, and ask that y’all bear with me a little while longer as I fulfill my duties to the USAF. I’m halfway done over here, and already counting the minutes!
Nah, you do your thing man. “It’s all good” as (I think) the kids say.
Ah, no problem Farva, I understand. Sometimes I miss things so I thought this was one of them. Being Air Force as most of us are I’m sure, we understand you got a job to do. Service before self. I meant no foal by what I asked as it was just an inquiry. Thanks for your dedication to the strip and more so to the USAF.
I know you didn’t mean anything by it – that’s why I felt I should explain.