This was unfortunately (though 100% understandably) rejected by Air Force Times, so you get it here instead.
-Farva
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An oldie but a goodie!
And my first first.
Haha! Guess the Air Force Times is afraid of printing the truth! ^_~
Niiiiccccceeeee
A little too close to the Don’t ask side of Don’t ask/ Don’t tell
I have family that went into the Navy while I went Army. I’ll be forwarding this to them and to some Marine friends I have. This is absolutely perfect.
Wait, REALLY? they rejected this? this is one of the oldest jokes about the Marines out there!
Didn’t the Air Force Times have to previously apologize for the joke where the Air Force pilot had a ponytail?
M.A.R.I.N.E.
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
Now that’s funny. I don’t care who you are
Even better when you say it to your Navy sister who was dating a Marine…
And just to add:
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential
Sorry, hit submit too soon. I was going to add that he was Marine Intelligence as well.
I like it; a squid buddy of mine told me that one. Additionally, recently, my daughter, who’s JROTC, got a t-shirt that reads, “MARINES – Making Things Safe For The Army!”
Even better-
My
Ass
Really
Is
Navy
Equipment,
Sir!
Old Corps joke:
Q: “Why are Marines assigned to Sea Duty issued a crowbar?”
A: “so that they can separate the men sailors from the boy sailors for the Navy!”
As an additional, we just GOTTA get a crossover going with Max Uriarte at Terminal Lance, don’t we? (http://www.terminallance.com)
WELL PLAYED!!
The Marines don’t have any race problems. They treat everybody like they’re black.
—Gen Daniel “Chappie” James Jr., USAF, circa 1970
Thanks bud, forwarding to the world
Toy Dept = CATM
As somebody told me when I was posted to a Maritime Helicopter Squadron: “Sailing would be great if we didn’t have bring the Navy along.”
Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential
Farva, you are going straight to [somewhere unpleasant] for that, but I still thought it was freakin’ hilarious!
Dave, USN Ret
He is…it’s call Jibouti (sp)
Shake shake shake,
Shake shake shake!
Shake Djibouti, Shake Djibouti!
FARVA…seriously? “Bone Us…So To Speak”
Semper Fi, Farva. Jarhead approved.
It goes with there are two types of marines, submarines and US Marines and sailors go down on both or them…
Also, if I read the rank right, nice subtle props to Terminal Lance…