Seriously, I couldn’t believe when I read that Jurassic Park was be re-released into UK theaters, but it turns out it’s true, and it’s today.  I now understand the intelligent design behind me being stationed here at this particular point in history.

Kaitie didn’t understand when I told her this was a bigger deal than the Olympics coming here next year, but let’s be honest – one happens every four years, and one happens apparently every 18 years.

I win.

-Farva